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DeletedUser15

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A polish man gets married to an american lady (even though his english is not so good). After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds you got?
Polish dude: 2 acres with a house.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundations of the case?
Polish dude: Cement.
Lawyer: (sights) Why do you wanna divorce??
Polish dude: Cause she is gonna kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you say that??
Polish dude: I’ve got proof.
Lawyer: What proof?
Polish dude: She’s gonna poison me.
Lawyer: But how do you know?
Polish dude: She bought it from a drug store and she kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: What does it say on the bottle?
Polish dude: “POLISH REMOVER”
 

DeletedUser156

Guest
says one wall to another: "We will meet us at the corner"

i don't know whether its the right translation :s
 

DeletedUser

Guest
hahaha :D

To be or not to be?That is question.The answer?Chuck norris
 

DeletedUser156

Guest
arg was ist schon chuck norris?

spongebob grillt unter wasser!
 
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